On a recent trip to the eye doctor, I signed in at the desk and was told to go to the waiting area until they call my name. The waiting area is L shaped, I see about 12 people in the front and only 6 people in the back. I walk down to where there were less people and take a seat. In an attempt to avoid boredom I take out my phone and try to get on Facebook but it wouldn't connect. I then try Twitter, I quickly found it to be boring. I play Bejeweled 3, but I just wasn't feeling it, oh nevermind I will just sit here. Eventually I look at the person sitting in front of me and notice she has big black eyes. I thought 'What the heck is going on with her?' I look at another person and see the same big black eyes. At this point fear is quickly rising in my tummy while I casually check the status of everyones eyes. After confirming everyone in this section is obviously a zombie, I try to plan my escape. I have to get out of here before one of them hurries over to me and starts eating away at my leg. I seriously don't have time to become a zombie. I have to go to work tomorrow, I don't feel like spending my whole weekend in zombie training - this is ridiculous! Right before my fear turned into panic the woman at the desk calls out my name. I very quickly and a little too loudly answer 'YES!' and I jump up and almost run to the desk. On my way to the desk I think 'It is very reckless and dangerous for this office to not clearly mark the zombie section - I should say something.' It isn't until then that I realize I was in the section for patients that had their eyes dilated and are waiting to go back in to see the doctor. I could only giggle at myself.
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