My dear friend Phoebe, and I were in her car with her beautiful daughter. Phoebe pulled into the gas station, got out of the car and began filling the gas tank. Her little beauty began calling to her, Phoebe stepped under the hose toward the car, slipped and fell. Moments later we were in the emergency room. When the x-rays came back I couldn't believe it Phoebe actually broke her leg! Her parents and sister came to the emergency room and we began joking with her because she is the only person that breaks a limb pumping gas. Phoebe's parents took her daughter home, her sister and I stayed with her. The doctor ordered medication to ease the pain, most times Phoebe takes medication the side effect is extreme delirium. The medication finally kicked in and as predicted Phoebe's behavior became animated. She was laying on the table while the nurse tried to put the splint on her leg. Phoebe kept wiggling and moving around so much I was surprised they didn't tie her down. During that time the doctor (a Indian man) came in to check on her, Phoebe looked up at him and said, 'Hello doctor bang-la bang-la Bangladesh!' I, along with the nurse, and Phoebe's sister began laughing. The doctor smiled and said, 'I see the drugs we gave you are working.' He then left the room. The poor nurse struggled with Phoebe and the splint for so long that Phoebe's sister and I had to step in to try to hold Phoebe still. At one point, the nurse asked Phoebe to turn, and faster than any of us could stop her Phoebe turned her whole body over and was laying on her stomach with her face in the pillow. After a bit of pleading we were able to get her to turn back over. When she sat up we saw her eye make-up was smeared all over her face, we looked at the pillow and saw there was not one single smudge of make-up. We looked at each other amazed yet entertained. The room Phoebe was in was actually a very large area with only various curtains pulled across for privacy. It was easy to see into most of the other rooms. Every time poor doctor 'Bangladesh' walked into Phoebe's line of vision she began loudly mimicking Indian music - singing 'gling ga gling ga gling, binga binga binga bing, aahhhhaaahhaaa' her sister and I tried to stop her as quickly as we could but we are sure he and many other people heard her. The nurse had to stop working a few times because she was laughing so hard. Phoebe finally had the splint on her leg and the drugs were wearing off, leaving her in a daze. The doctor came back in and happily said, 'Hello Phoebe, it's doctor Bangladesh.' We began laughing, puzzled Phoebe looked at us and said, 'What? I don't get it.' As we informed her about her antics she grew more and more red from embarrassment. She began apologizing to the good humored doctor. Luckily he was very nice, laughed and said, 'No worries, Phoebe your singing reminds me of home.' I think Phoebe turning purple with embarrassment was satisfaction enough for our cool Doctor bang-la bang-la Bangladesh.
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