I believe in the therapeutic healing power of laughter. My material is clean, highly relatable, and suitable for all audiences, ages and ethnicities. Most importantly, it makes you giggle! Stand up comedy, writing, event coordination and hosting, talent coordination, as well as production are my strong points. I feel most alive connecting with people, especially by inspiring, motivating, and touching the hearts of others. I’m available for your upcoming events! SoSayethKimolie@yahoo.com
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Caffeinated Conditioner
I absolutely love scaring people, especially my family members. One day I noticed my Mom finishing her morning cup of coffee, I know she always asks someone take her cup to the kitchen. My nephew (7 years old) and I were the only ones around her at that moment. I saw the opportunity to scare him and could not pass it up. I casually walked into the kitchen then crouched down in front of the sink right by the kitchen doorway. It took a moment but sure enough, my Mom asked my nephew to please take her cup into the kitchen. There I was crouched down, quivering trying to contain laughter, this is going to be SO GOOD! Here he comes, not a care in the world, being a good little boy, and I jump out - RAAAAH! He almost jumped through the roof and somehow managed to dump the remaining contents of the coffee cup right over his head! After seeing that I almost had to run to the bathroom to avoid peeing my pants. My nephew stood there 1/2 crying 1/2 laughing, my Moms giggling made her compassion for my coffee drenched nephew less than believable. For the record I did clean up the mess for him and help him into the shower. I am so nice!
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